Jeffrey is a human who is very bald. His scalp looks like it's been polished day in day out and is as clean as a new car. His face is extremely wrinkled. His body is as square as a rubix cube, he is also so short that you could jump over him. He wears bright blue cycling shorts that would probably blind you if you looked at them too long and a white singlet . He walks slowly like he's been tasered by the police, sometimes he stumbles like towers. When his friends annoy him he goes as red as a tomato.
Jeffrey is very mean though he follows people like he’s there shadow He lives in the woods in a camouflage tree house so he can't be seen. In town he likes to hang out in alleyways. He has a very unusual hobby and it is collecting dinosaurs and cards. His mates are called Stick Smith and Tom Heaton.
Jeffrey’s catch phrase is“ I knew that” . He speaks really loudly and he is extremely droopy. Jeffrey speaks with a German acccent . Jeffrey talks so loud that buildings could fall over.
Jeffrey sometimes hangs out with a boy called Hamish. Jeffrey’s friends laugh when he speaks. Other people think he is mean and chubby. The environment he lives in is damp and cold. The most important thing to him is his teddy bear and black blanket.